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Dick Kelly: Look... I'm sorry, I don't know if I can do this. I haven't done it for a long time.
Lenore: I want you to tear open my bra like it's a social security check
Lenore: Tell me you've fallen and you can't get up.
Dick Kelly: I've fallen and I can't get up.
Lenore: Tell me how things were better under Eisenhower.
Dick Kelly: Things were better under Eisenhower.
Lenore: We like Ike!
Dick Kelly: [yells] We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike! We like Ike!
Lenore: Are you cumming or dying?
Dick Kelly: I'm not sure, maybe both!
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Jason Kelly: I don't think you're very popular here, Grandpa.
Dick Kelly: You're the one that's going to have to watch out. You might get Oreo'd.
Jason Kelly: Oreo'd?
Dick Kelly: That's when two black guys fuck a white guy. You're the cream in the middle.
Nick Morbitt
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