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Marcelle 2022-12-04 02:20:33
Ace Agent: The Fall of the "Gentleman" in the Promotion War
After being thrown away by various domestic hotspots within 6 time zones for nearly two months, I spent two hours looking forward to it, but almost struggled to swallow this set of British fast food. As a superhero-style story, the modular narrative is within an acceptable range. Roughly speaking,...
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Suzanne 2022-12-03 23:19:23
Second disease saves the world~
Obviously boring! Why is the score so high!
It's a story about secondary disease saving the world!
The second disease villain wants to destroy the world! Then S.II disease agents save the world!
The one-shot martial arts scene is very middle two!
The agent's weapon is very second in class!...
Nicholas Banks
Kingsman: The Secret Service quotes
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Merlin: Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin. You are about to embark on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. One of you, and only one of you, will become the next Lancelot.
[Grabs bag on bed]
Merlin: Can anybody tell me what this is?
[All candidates except Eggsy raise their hand. Merlin selects Charlie]
Merlin: Yes?
Charlie: Body bag, sir.
Merlin: Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
Charlie: Yes, sir.
Merlin: Good. In a moment, you will each collect a body bag. You will write your name on that bag. You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag. This represents your acknowledgment of the risks you are about to face, as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality, which incidentally if you break, will result in you and your next of kin being in that bag. Is that understood?
[All candidates except Eggsy, still with a confused look, nod]
Merlin: Excellent. Fall out.
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Merlin: Hugo, Digby: you don't land in the K, you're not in the K. Rufus, you opened too soon. You were all over the radar. All three of you, pack your bags. Go home.
[the three candidates leave]
Merlin: Eggsy, Roxy, congratulations. You set a new record. Opening at 300 feet, that's pretty ballsy. Well done for completing another task. Fall out.
[Roxy and Charlie leave. Eggsy stays, angered that he was the one without a parachute]
Gary 'Eggsy' Unwin: Sorry, sir, but why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? Am I the expendable candidate?
Merlin: No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that. If you have a complaint, you come here and whisper it in my ear.
[Eggsy approaches Merlin]
Merlin: You need to take that chip off your shoulder.
[Merlin pulls Eggsy's rip cord, revealing that he had a parachute the whole time]
