Neil Innes

Neil Innes

  • Born: 1944-12-9
  • Height: 5' 10" (1.78 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Aron 2021-10-18 19:51:43

      The absurd life of a false Jesus


      Once, Bryan was the illegitimate son of his Nazareth mother and Roman centurion.
      At that time, the centurion left his mother and son and walked away.
      Therefore, he and Rome had an antagonism.
      It happened that when he was selling animal offal in the arena, he joined the resistance organization...

    • Frida 2022-03-17 09:01:02

      Movie Commentary: The Magic Star of Wanshi

      7 points. This movie of my age should be considered one of the creators of nonsensical spoof comedy, right? Whether it’s a Christian, Jesus, Governor of Rome, Jews, or even aliens, the directors all fired map guns, and no one ran away~~ The story reminded me of the "Raging Against the Sky" I...

    • Ilene 2022-04-24 07:01:02

      They said it was movie & pizza, but they didn't bring any discs as the organizer of the event. Fortunately, some children brought the rescue DVD and watched with a group of British children; although they don't know how many times they watched it, it was our first time. understand. Hilarious.

    • Holden 2021-10-20 19:01:07

      How do I think that always look on the bright side of life at the end is also an irony? Brian didn't sing from start to finish.

    Monty Python's Life of Brian quotes

    • Ex-Leper: Half a dinare for me bloody life story?

      Brian: There's no pleasing some people.

      Ex-Leper: That's just what Jesus said, sir.

    • Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?

      Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?

      Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.

      Brian: Well, what happened?

      Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.

      Brian: Cured?

      Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!

      Brian: Who cured you?

      Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.