Murray SawChuck

Murray SawChuck

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    Zombie Strippers! quotes

    • Paco: [after seeing that a bar patron has been killed] Holy shit! Hey, do I have to clean this mess up?

      Ian: [points to Paco's hand] You see this! You see this! What color is that?

      Paco: Cappuccino?

      Ian: Right. Meaning you're cleaning this entire fucking mess up. Can you handle that? Or, do I have to go find somebody else out in front of Home Depot?

    • Ian: Let's see if I got this straight - our best stripper is a reanimated corpse who is feeding off the living flesh of our customers, who in turn reanimate, even if they're just a fucking head?

      [nervously laughs]

      Ian: You don't see this as a problem?