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Kakashi: Uh, Naruto, your speech was cool and all, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.
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Sakura: NARUTO RUN... YOU'RE GONNA GET KILLED.
Kakashi Hatake: Too late... Konoha's hidden village secret taijutsu technique
[sticks fingers in Naruto's butt]
Kakashi Hatake: ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!
Naruto Uzumaki: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mioko Fujiwara
Extended Reading
