Miles O'Brien

[last lines]

Becky Fuller: [reading a newspaper article] "His gravity leavens the silliness of morning TV, making for an incongruous but somehow perfect match. Turns out that after 40 years in the business, the real Mike Pomeroy has arrived." Not bad.

Mike Pomeroy: By the way, I'm getting my prostate checked next week. I thought I'd take a crew with me.

Becky Fuller: [gasps] That's a great idea! We...

Mike Pomeroy: [cutting her off] Jesus, I'm kidding.

Becky Fuller: No, seriously, they have these little teeny, tiny cameras that go right up your...

Mike Pomeroy: No, no, no.

Becky Fuller: What if we got you a body double?

[Mike laughs]

Becky Fuller: Huh?

Mike Pomeroy: No.

Becky Fuller: No?

Mike Pomeroy: Not in a thousand years.

Mike Pomeroy: I've won 8 Peabodys. A Pulitzer. 16 Emmys. I was shot through the forearm in Bosnia. Pulled Colin Powell from a burning Jeep. I laid a cool washcloth on Mother Teresa's forehead during a cholera epidemic. I've had lunch with Dick Cheney.

Becky Fuller: You're here for the money.

Mike Pomeroy: That is correct.