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Brett 2021-10-20 17:24:28
Christmas limited
Of course, Christmas depends on watching movies with Christmas elements. Home Alone 2 recommended by a colleague is more funny than 1. It did live up to expectations. The colleagues in the entire office spent the afternoon very happily. Although it is for children, the storyline is still very...
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Jeffery 2021-10-20 17:42:31
Have you seen Trump for five seconds at a time?
Some jokes become true while driving, such as Trump's election as President of the United States. After successfully entering the White House, without waiting for Trump to make any shocking remarks, his wife first started to complain:
Trump was quiet like a little sheep on the side, in...
Mike Sode
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York quotes
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Kevin McCallister: Excuse me, but this is an emergency. What city is it out there?
NY Ticket Agent: It's New York, sir.
Kevin McCallister: [Gasps] Yikes, I did it again.
NY Ticket Agent: Something's wrong, sir?
Kevin McCallister: [in shocked whisper] I'll be fine...
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Gangster: [on a video playing on a TV in another room in Kevin's hotel suite] I'm going to give you to the count of three to get your lousy, lyin', low-down, four-flushing carcass out my door!
[unaware they're only listening to a video, the terrified Concierge and his little group of staff run to the door]
Gangster: One... two...
[the gangster opens fire with his Tommy gun, blasting out dozens of rounds. The Concierge and the others jump out of Kevin's room and take cover, face down, on the floor in the corridor. Other hotel guests step out of their rooms, wondering what's going on]
Gangster: Three. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
[watching, Kevin mouths the gangster's words. The gangster fires another salvo of bullets]
Gangster: And a Happy New Year.
[the gangster fires one last bullet]
Concierge: [crawling across the floor like a seal] Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!
