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Chad: So Todd, how does one get into the hedgehog business anyway?
Todd: Oh, it's actually hedge funds.
Chad: [seething] You think you're better than me?
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Phil: Hey look, this might seem weird, but do you think you would ever...
Donny: Bone your wife? Yeah, I mean I'd love to. She's a hot little number.
Phil: Well, you know, I was just gonna ask you for an autograph.
Donny: Oh, oh, I'm sorry! On her tits, or...?
Mike Jablon
Extended Reading
