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[from trailer]
Edward: This is my first vagina.
Ruth: You've never seen one?
Edward: No. I feel like I should have a piece of cake or something.
[pause while character lifts up skirt]
Edward: It's, uhh, it's, it's that, right?
Ruth: Oh yeah, it's this, it's like from here to here.
Edward: Oh.
Ruth: But this is just the outside, there's these folds.
Edward: Okay, I'm gonna close the bible now.
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Edward: Hey, dude, you really shouldn't drink and horse.
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