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Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector: What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there?
Joe: They're Seymour's.
Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector: Seymour? No. You gotta be kidding me.
Joe: Don't worry about it. I lived with the guy for five years. He's not getting any. Neither are you.
Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector: Hey, you know what? Listen to me, Joe. All right? Let me tell you something, Joe. Okay? You can't score a home run without swinging the bat. All right? Physically impossible.
Joe: Right.
Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector: Watch and learn, padre.
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Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector: There's a seat right there. Hey, mind if I sit down?
Rebecca: Yes.
Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector: Oh, man, that was cold. Nah, you're all right. You're pretty sharp. Hey, you're wearing a green dress. What are you, Irish? I bet you're Irish. What's your name?
Rebecca: Melorra.
Gerrold, the Pushy Guy - Record Collector: Ah, Melorra. So, uh - so, listen to me, Melorra. You know, uh, let me tell you something. You seem like an interesting chick, you know. What are you doing hanging here with all these losers? You know? I mean - what do you say you and me go, uh, hit some night spots?
Michelle McGinty
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