Michael Palin

Michael Palin

  • Born: 1943-5-5
  • Birthplace: Ranmoor, Sheffield, Yorkshire, England
  • Height: 5' 10½" (1.79 m)
  • Profession: Actor, screenwriter, producer
  • Nationality: U.K
  • Representative Works: A Liar's Autobiography-The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman
  • Michael Edward Palin, born on May 5, 1943 in England, England, is an actor/screenwriter/producer. Representative works include " A Liar's Autobiography-The Untrue Story of Monty Python's Graham Chapman ", " Arthur Christmas ", " The Seventh Python " and so on.
    Extended Reading
    • Jeromy 2022-10-11 19:12:43

      Epilepsy Inspiration or Weirdness

      I always think it's the weather in the UK that makes the UK have such a weird humour, pay attention, it's weird and not weird, weird that people can't understand and can never find the reason for, weird that no brain can produce . This kind of weirdness is like the inspiration that comes from...

    And Now for Something Completely Different quotes

    • Restaurant patron #1: Lucky I didn't tell them about the dirty knife.

    • Worker 1: [man falls past window] Did you see that?

      Worker 2: Hmm?

      Worker 1: Somebody just went past that window, downwards!

      Worker 2: Oh.

      Worker 1: [imitating Worker 2] Oh!

      [another man falls]

      Worker 1: Another one!

      Worker 2: Hmm?

      Worker 1: Two people have just fallen past that window!

      Worker 2: Oh.

      Worker 1: Look, two people

      [another man falls]

      Worker 1: , three people have just fallen past that window!

      Worker 2: Must be a board meeting.

      Worker 1: Oh, yeah.

      [another man falls]

      Worker 1: That was Wilkins, of finance.

      Worker 2: No, that was Robertson.

      Worker 1: Wilkins!

      Worker 2: It was Robertson!

      Worker 1: [another man falls] That was Wilkins.

      Worker 2: Oh, yeah.

      Worker 1: Be Parkinson next.

      Worker 2: I bet you it won't.

      Worker 1: How much? How much do you bet it won't? Fiver? Right. Done. You're on. Parkinson next. Come on, Parky!

      Worker 2: Don't be silly, Parky.

      Worker 1: Come on, Parkinson!

      Worker 2: Don't be stupid, man!

      Worker 1: Come on, man, jump!

      Voice: [reading a letter] Dear sir, I would like to complain about that last scene about people falling off tall buildings. I myself have worked all my life in such a building,

      [resumes writing]

      Voice: and... have... never... once... AAHHHH!

      [he falls off]