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Mr. Chairman: Chair people, I reveal to you... the whereabouts of the Blue Monkey
[laughs, then plugs the phone in the table and the map appears with Daffy in it]
Mr. Chairman: ... There's a duck in the middle of the map, remove the duck... Remove the Duck! The duck is in the mid... Duck!
[Throws the phone at the screen and breaks it]
Mr. Chairman: ... Oh... Now, we cannot let a boy, a girl, and a duck and a rabbit thwart our plans for global domination!
Damien Drake: Wanna bet?
Mr. Chairman: A Wager?
Damien Drake: $5 dollars says my son will scuttle your diabolicle plans and save the world.
Mr. Chairman: You're awfully spunky for a man in your position
[Uses the controls to make Damien slap himself in the face]
Mr. Chairman: ... How do you like that, Mr. Slap-Yourself-In-Your-Own-Face"?
[Gives the controls to the Laboratory Scientist]
Mr. Chairman: [to the Scientist] Give him a good zets every once in a while
[gives the controls to the scientist]
Mr. Chairman: .
Peter Lorre: My pleasure
[then continues making Damien slap himself]
Peter Lorre: .
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[DJ Drake approaches toward Pepe Le Pew]
Pepe Le Pew: Oui, monsieur?
[Translation: 'Yes, sir?"]
DJ Drake: There's a, man out there. He's got a woman. She's tied up in a burlap sack. He's taking her to the Eiffel Tower.
Pepe Le Pew: Ah, it is Spring, is it not?
[Pepe's sticky smell affects on DJ]
Michael Jordan
Air Jordan (Michael Jordan), born in Brooklyn , The United States of America New York City on February 17, 1963 , was a former professional basketball player of The United States of America , and he served as Shooting Guard , nicknamed "Air Jordan", now Charlotte Hornets boss.
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Air Jordan was selected by the Chicago Bulls in the first round of the 1984 NBA draft . He has played for the Chicago Bulls and Washington Wizards in his career. He was elected to the National Basketball Association's Rookie of the Year Award during his rookie season . In the 1986-87 season, Jordan averaged 37.1 points per game and won the title of NBA scoring champion for the first time . In the 1991-93 season, Jordan won the regular season National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player Award (1991, 1992) and the 3rd National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player Award ( Bill Russell NBA Finals Most Valuable Player Award )
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, Led Chicago Bulls 3 to win The NBA Championship . He announced his retirement due to the murder of his father on October 6, 1993, and announced his return two years later. Selected to the NBA in 1996 50 Greatest NBA Players of All Time . In the 1996-98 season, Jordan won the NBA scoring champion for the 10th time (10 times in total) in his career and the National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player Award for the 5th time (5 times in total) in the regular season , and once again led the Bulls to 3 wins (6 in total) Times) The NBA Championship , he was elected to the National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player Award for the 6th finals. On January 13, 1999, he announced his retirement again after the failure of labor negotiations. Two years later, he announced his comeback again at Washington Wizards . Air Jordan has been selected to the NBA All Star Game lineup every year (14 times in total) and NBA All Star Game National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player Award 3 times. He has been selected to the All-NBA Team 10 times . In 1985, he was selected to the All-NBA Team. Second team, won the National Basketball Association's Defensive Player of the Year Award in 1988, and was selected to the NBA All-Defensive Team 9 timesFor a while, he won the NBA steals king three times, won the NBA All Star Game dunk contest twice, and won the Olympic gold medal in 1984 and 1992.
On April 16, 2003, Air Jordan officially announced his retirement after the last Wizards home game against the 76ers in his career
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. As recognized as the greatest Basketball player in history , Air Jordan was officially selected into the Nai Smith Basketball Hall of Fame on September 11, 2009
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Early Experience
Childhood
On February 17, 1963, Air Jordan was born in Brooklyn , The United States of America New York City . When he was five years old, the Jordan family moved to North Carolina . When he was a child, Jordan had a good relationship with his father. Jordan famously threw up when he dunked. The tongue movements are derived from the movements of his father when he was doing repair work. At that time, the two were very keen on baseball. When he was a child, Jordan was very naughty. After following his brother to fall in love with Basketball, Jordan spent all his spare time on the court.
High school
Wilmington Laney High School Jordan’s basketball career started, but the young Jordan was not eye-catching. In the second year, his height was only 5 feet 11 inches, and he was thin and small. He was dropped from the first team by the coach. Enter the second team. However, Jordan did not give up. By the time of his senior year in high school, he was selected into the national high school lineup.
University period
On March 29, 1982, as a freshman of The University of North Carolina System , Jordan made a winning goal in the NCAA league finals, helping the University of North Carolina team to defeat Georgetown University led by Ewing with a score of 63 to 62. team. In the 1982-83 season, Jordan was named college player of the year and the first team member of the United States by "Sports News". In the 1983-84 season, Jordan was once again named the college player of the year and the first team member of the United States by "Sports News".
Character Evaluation
Jordan is a god, because the 90s of the last century belonged to him, and every time the game is critical, he will use his signature action to stick out his tongue to tell you the answer. The championship, National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player Award, he used these honors to influence a whole generation, so that fans of other sports can only watch Jordan raise the art of basketball to a new level. . He is the best player in the history of the NBA that combines golf quotient, athletic ability, and competitive awareness. He can do anything, and so far no player has done better than him. He has led the scoring and steals for three consecutive seasons. His great influence continues to this day.
Jordan is a perfect Basketball player. He made a final shot in Salt Lake City, and he took this perfection to the extreme. Perhaps, the physical fitness and offensive and defensive skills to surpass Jordan is something that can be expected within 30 years, but it is even more difficult to create a perfect NBA career like his.
Jordan, with amazing physical fitness, may be the strongest scorer. No one in the history of the NBA can do so perfectly on both ends of the offense and defense like Jordan. Jordan is also a key figure in the team, a trustworthy figure who can make him take the last shot.
Jordan is a great player. No matter how long he has been away from Basketball, he is still Jordan. He is a smart player. If he adjusts himself well, he is the most threatening player.
I don't think Jordan can be surpassed, and no one can even approach his position. )
There are three people who burden us with a lot of debt. The first two are Magic Johnson and Larry Joe Bird . They created an era and made the NBA even better. Jordan really took the NBA to another level. )
I can't compare with Jordan at all. He is a god, and only the greatness of Diego Armando Maradona can be compared with it. )
There are his fans everywhere, he is a deified person. Jordan is the person I am willing to take a photo of him with a switch. It is my dream to meet him and give him a hug. I always say that if I can meet him and Castro, I would do everything. )
I think it is not fair and realistic to call Jordan the greatest player in Basketball history. But I know Jordan is really good. )
He is not the most talented basketball player I have ever seen, but he is definitely the most ambitious and persistent one. )
Jordan has extraordinary skills, is the strongest competitor in the last moments, is a perfect team player, an assassin in an eternal critical moment. ).
I remember a lot about the great moments that Jordan created on the court. He conquered the world with his shots. It's hard to think that he can do so perfectly. )
Every member of the Hall of Fame is special. There is no doubt about that. But this Hall of Fame has become the biggest feast in the history of the Hall of Fame because of the entry of Jordan, an extremely influential star. Although Jordan is not the only member of this Hall of Fame, it is obvious that his addition makes everything different. Doravita )
Best Shooting Guard in history
On September 7, 2021 Beijing time, The United States of America media ClutchPoints announced the best Shooting Guard vote in history. Among as many as 94,000 netizens voted, Jordan ranked first with an overwhelming support rate of 77%. Jordan led his team to the finals six times in his career. He led the team to win six finals and won the National Basketball Association Most Valuable Player Award trophy. As for being a Shooting Guard, Jordan has won 10 points in his career.
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