Michael D. Conway

Michael D. Conway

  • Born: 1961-12-31
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  • Extended Reading

    Seinfeld quotes

    • George Costanza: But I really want to leave my mark this time. Like remember that summer at Dairy Queen when I cooled my feet in the soft serve?

      Jerry: So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?

      George Costanza: Flame on.

    • Izzy Mandelbaum: Your son's pretty funny, Morty. He oughta be a comedian.

      Jerry: Actually, I am a comedian.

      Izzy Mandelbaum: That's not funny.