Michael Corrente

Michael Corrente

  • Born: 1959-4-6
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  • Extended Reading

    Shallow Hal quotes

    • Mauricio: Shallow Hal wants a gal.

    • [after Rosemary's weight crushed a chair]

      Hal: Jesus Christ! What the hell's wrong with this chair? What's this shit made out of, anyway?

      Restaurant Manager: Uhh... Steel.