Michael Cole

Michael Cole

  • Born: 1940-7-3
  • Height: 5' 10½" (1.79 m)
  • Extended Reading

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    • Mike: [Mike opens the fridge to get drinks, and balloons fly out, revealing Stan's severed head] Stan?

      Stanley Uris: Sorry I'm late! Well, let's see who's here!

      [Looks at Bill]

      Stanley Uris: Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-B-B-B-Ba-Billy Boy!

      [Looks at Richie]

      Stanley Uris: Richie! You still here? We never expected you to stick around! Nice nosejob. No one would ever suspect.

      [Looks at Ben]

      Stanley Uris: Haystack. Puttin' on a little weight, huh?

      [Looks at Beverly]

      Stanley Uris: Speaking of dads, Bevvy, yours isn't worried about you anymore. He loves your choice in men.

      [Looks at Eddie]

      Stanley Uris: Wheezy! How's your sex life?... WHAT'S your sex life?

      [Looks at Mike]

      Stanley Uris: Well, Mikey, you did it. You got us all back here. I guess it's cause it's the only way you'd ever see us since you're so lame, you'd never leave this town. I finally made it, guys! I'm in the Deadlights now!

      [Stan's voice starts to change into Pennywise's]

      Stanley Uris: And you know what? It's true what they say; we all float down here. And you will, too. In fact, they ALL float! *THEY ALL FLOAT!*

    • Bev Marsh: I know youre going to think this is crazy i think this is crazy i have to go to maine. that was mike hanlon on the phone he called earier i have too.