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Bonnie: I was sure you lead an alternative lifestyle, the first time you did Madonna. I mean cripe! How many three year olds can say they performed her entire Blonde Ambition concert! Oh! Strike a Pose! Remember?
[Home video footage of 3 year old Nico dressed as Madonna]
Bonnie: I'd admit though, I did start to suspect a lot earlier. See how you already had that little swish in your step?
[Home video of toddler Nico wearing heels]
Bonnie: Oh yeah. You were always mommy's special boy. There you are at your first rock concert. Carol Channing was on FIRE that night. And that's the time you dressed up like Karen Black in Airport 75 when we flew to Florida! THERE'S NOBODY FLYING THE PLANE!
Nico: OK! OK! I get it!
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Andy Wilson: [while being double penetrated] Queer as Folk, eat your fucking heart out!
Michael Carbonaro
Extended Reading
