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Connor Mead: I want to ask you something, when did casual sex become a crime?
Vonda Volkom: [laughs]
Connor Mead: Really? I mean, now a days being a single means, what? You've lost your way? That something is missing? Never mind that every night I swim in a lake of sex, and they fall asleep in each others arms, spooning.
Vonda Volkom: Connor, spooning is nice.
Connor Mead: Yeah, not as nice as forking.
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Nadja: Tell me you're not breaking up with me on a conference call.
Kiki: But I thought things were going great.
Nadja: You are a womens hater. Connor Mead hates womens.
Connor Mead: No, no, no, I love womens. I mean, "women." I love *all* women. That's the problem here.
Kiki: No. The problem is you date a girl for two weeks, get her to fall in love with you...
Nadja: [sobbing] He takes the love, and he hoard it... like a miser!
Connor Mead: [looking back at current romantic interest Kalia] Jesus, doesn't anyone just wanna have fun anymore?
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Extended Reading
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past quotes
