Maxine Waters

[President Bush is on vacation and is bird hunting]

George W. Bush: Somebody gonna say "nice shot"?

Aide: Nice shot.

Marine Recruiter: I'm sure you know who Shaggy is, right?

Kid in Parking Lot: Yeah.

Marine Recruiter: Do you know anything about him?

Kid in Parking Lot: Yeah, he's the Jamaican singer?

Marine Recruiter: How about a former marine.