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Calvin Joyner: Are you familiar with Facebook?
Agent Pamela Harris: We surveil it.
Calvin Joyner: He sent me a friend request. That, that, that's how this whole thing started.
Agent Pamela Harris: And you accepted?
Calvin Joyner: Oh, stop. Don't do that. Don't do that to me. Don't do that. You give me a second. Okay? Don't, don't, don't fire back like that. Fir-fir-first of all, fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right? Now, I accepted because it was Facebook. And it's rude when you don't accept it and I don't know if the person on the other end can see me not accept it. That's why I accepted.
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Driver: [happens to pull up just before the shooting starts] You guys order an Uber?
Max Schochet
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