Matthew Syrett

Matthew Syrett

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    • Stacie Andree: Here come the dykes.

    • Steven Goldstein: Hell! If you and I got married tomorrow, I'd be entitled to your benefits!

      Laurel Hester: Wait, is that a proposal?

      Steven Goldstein: Oh honey. I would marry you, but I wouldn't know what to do with your vagina.