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Agent J: Am I supposed to take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass?
Frank the Pug: Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it.
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[Agents J and T have dinner at a restaurant]
Agent T: Oh, good pie!
Agent J: Oh, yeah.
[T starts crying]
Agent J: What's wrong, man? The pie not good?
Agent T: You're gonna neuralyze me!
Agent J: No...
Agent T: Yes! You brought me to a public place so I wouldn't make a scene!
Agent J: You ARE making a scene!
Matthew McGrory
Extended Reading
