Matt Whelan

Matt Whelan

  • Born:
  • Height: 6' 4" (1.93 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Eagle vs Shark quotes

    • Jarrod: Bitch!

      Nancy: Cock hole!

      Jarrod: Bitch!

      Nancy: Cock hole!

      Jarrod: Don't call me cock hole, bitch!

    • [as Lily enters the room, her face caked in makeup]

      Doug Davis: Woah!

      Nancy: Wow!

      Doug Davis: Stop the press! We've got a fashion model in the house! Is that the makeup you got from us?

      Lily: Yep.

      Doug Davis: And your skin's all right?

      Lily: Yep. Why?

      Nancy: Oh, we were just wondering.