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Cedric: What do you call the three rings of marriage? Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
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Cedric: Hey Mike, how old is your mom?
Michael: What?
Cedric: No, not like that. Well, it is. It is like that. How old is she? I come in the house, she was like "You wanna eat?" I said "Eat what?"
Michael: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom!
Cedric: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! Y'all the ones that wanted to be here! I wanted to go to the strip club! Man, wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody gonna get 'em. Ms. Loretta, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!
Matt Barnes
Extended Reading
