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Ira: [On the phone] Hello, Lulu Fritz? Ira Nachlis. Senior associate producer/producer, Kippie Kann Do. Listen, "I Model, Then I Barf Quietly"... is one of our highest-rated shows.
Stacy: [alarmed] What are you doing?
Ira: [to Stacy] I am trying to give a young innocent her 15 minutes of fame. Now...
[back on the phone with Lulu]
Ira: I'm sorry. Lulu... we're thinking of having a special next month. We'd like you to come in tomorrow for an interview. Excellent. We'll do lunch and throw up... Catch up.
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Lulu Fritz: I didn't date much. I was shy. And ugly.
Stacy: [V.O] Why do supermodels say how ugly they were when they were young? Is it because they want us to know they suffered? Do they think that it makes them more deserving? That we'll forgive them their bounty? Note to supermodels: None of us believe you.
Lulu Fritz: No one invited me to the prom.
Barb: [Dismissive] Makes you stronger.
Mathew Botuchis
Extended Reading