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[Jeffrey walks in on Simon using the toilet]
Jeffrey: Holy Shit!
Simon Wilder: You think so? Looks like the regular garden variety to me.
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Simon Wilder: When it comes to relationships, everyone's a used car salesman. L
Monty: Is that your philosophy? Don't trust anyone.
Simon Wilder: No, you've got to trust people. But you can't believe in the warranty.
Mary Seibel
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