Martin Clarke

Martin Clarke

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    • Evangeline 2022-03-28 08:01:02

      It's neither funny nor sensational, the point is it's not scary

      I must come up and give a bad review. This film is said to be comedy and horror, but there is no laughing point, and it is not scary at all. Zombies are surrounded by zombies, but they are not thrilling. There must be many descriptions of desolate feelings in being a zombie, but this film has none...

    • Monica 2022-03-28 08:01:02

      zombie background emperor

      This is really a zombie movie with the most inexistent zombies. No speed, no attack power, no IQ. Not even a boss-level monster, the absolute background emperor. Perhaps because a group of uncles and aunts are the main force in killing zombies, zombies with too high attack power will be...

    • Carrie 2022-03-28 09:01:14

      It would be fine if there were subtitles, but I can't read British humor without subtitles.

    • Oscar 2022-03-29 09:01:10

      Funnier than Sean Zombie

    Cockneys vs Zombies quotes

    • Andy: Got a steel plate in his head; injury from the Iraq war. The had to remove part of his brain.

      Terry: Yeah, the part of your brain that keeps you from being fucking psychopath!

    • Andy: Piss off, you muppets!