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Rufus: You see, eventually your music will help put an end to war and poverty. It will align the planets and bring them into universal harmony, allowing meaningful contact with all forms of life, from extraterrestrial beings to common household pets. And... it's excellent for dancing.
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[the lights have dimmed in the San Dimas High School auditorium for Bill and Ted's presentation]
Bill: Hello, San Dimas. Please welcome, for the final report of the afternoon, from all throughout history, some of the greatest people who have ever lived, in their 1988 World Tour!
[Billy the Kid appears on stage]
Billy the Kid: How's it going? I'm Billy the Kid.
[the students begin giggling; in response, Billy whips out one of his revolvers and shoots a stage light to show he's serious. The student stop giggling]
Billy the Kid: I'd like you all to put your hands together.
[the students do so, clapping louder and louder]
Billy the Kid: [pleased] And now, my good friends, Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted "Theodore" Logan! Yee-haw!
Martha Davis
Extended Reading
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure quotes
