Mark Tavares

Mark Tavares

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    Looney Tunes: Back in Action quotes

    • DJ Drake: hey, Dad, can't you just call the police or something?

      Damien Drake: guys like me don't call the police.

      [throws a grenade at the Acme Agent]

      Acme Agent: uh oh...

      [as the grenade explodes]

      Acme Agent: [lets out the Wilhelm Scream] AAH!

    • Granny: Now, I you can just give me the diamond...

      [takes off a disguise]

      Mr. Chairman: immediately!

      Tweety Bird: oh! now it't my turn...

      [takes off a disguise]

      Tasmanian Devil: [roars and then farts] pardon.

      DJ Drake: I knew it was you!

      Mr. Chairman: well you're wrong! 'cause I'm not me! I'm actually...

      [takes off another disguise]

      Damien Drake: your farther.

      DJ Drake: Dad?

      Damien Drake: look into your heart son, you know it's true.

      DJ Drake: no, it can't be.

      Damien Drake: well you're right! because it *isn't*!

      [takes off another disguise]

      Michael Jordan: right, lets do some drills.

      [takes off another disguise]

      Mr. Chairman: [maniacal laughing] well who's laughing now?

      [crickets chirping]

      Mr. Chairman: well, apparently no one.