Mark Sussman

Mark Sussman

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    • Wilford 2022-04-29 06:01:07

      Just watch the comics

      If I don't like it, I don't like it. I don't know why I always feel that the Garfield in the movie version is far less cute than in the comics. It's because the comics are preconceived, because the orange computer-generated Garfield is a bit distorted, because I started to be disappointed after...

    • Abe 2022-04-29 06:01:07

      Garfield's Quotations

      Garfield has three wishes: "The first is pork rolls, the second is pork rolls, and the third, oh, you're wrong, I want more wishes so I can get more Pork rolls."

      If you can't defeat your enemies then join them.

    Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties quotes

    • [a duck takes a dip into the pool]

      Dargis: [shoos away the duck] You savage beast! How dare you! Get out of here! Smithee! There's something in the pool, Smithee!

      [Smithee comes with a towel]

      Dargis: [dries himself] There's a duck in my pool, Smithee! A duck!

      Smithee: A duck, sir?

      Dargis: Filthy wild animal soaking itself in my pool. What do you intend doing about it?

      Smithee: I shall... speak to the duck, sir? Oh by the way, the solicitors are here for the reading of Lady Eleanor's will.

      Dargis: Excellent. In a few moments I'll be the master of this entire state. And from this day on things will be done my way.

    • McBunny: Keep still. They're reading Lady Eleanor's will.

      Christophe: I've got a bad feeling about this.

      Eenie: I can't watch. If Lord Dargis gets the estate, we're done for!

      Meenie: We're done!

      McBunny: Quiet!