Maris Croatto

Maris Croatto

  • Born: 1984-11-19
  • Height: 5' 6" (1.68 m)
  • Extended Reading
    • Joyce 2022-04-23 06:01:02

      Except for the good effect, the others are very mediocre

      The typical McMills-style nonsensical spoof style. To be honest, I am really tired, especially when two elephants mate live on the court. Is it really vulgar to the extreme, fake and funny? Or is it really disgusting?

      Jessica is always sweet and lovely, and she is still shining when she is a...

    • Chad 2022-04-23 06:01:02

      Shrek

      If Zohan is terrifying and shocking, Love Guru is a coma-level lawless and nonsensical. I have

      n’t seen a good review of this movie.. Anyway, after laughing and saying it’s a mess, so what?

      Love Guru Master who have a guru who have another guru who have another guru who have another guru who...

    • Sedrick 2022-04-24 07:01:15

      There is 1NC, and I am very angry after reading it! Some incomprehensible American humor...

    • Melany 2022-04-23 07:02:56

      What a mess! There are more and more movies like this in the United States~! It would be silly to watch too much of this kind of movie~! !

    The Love Guru quotes

    • Angry Fan: Boo! You suck Bullard!

      Jane Bullard: No you suck! You can say bad things about me but I won't say bad things about myself! So guess what? You can all just kiss my... Canadian ass!

      [crowd cheers]

      Jane Bullard: Cherkov, Pitka's coming you have to...

      Coach Punch Cherkov: Are you as turned on as I am right now?

      Jane Bullard: You're a bad bad person.

      Coach Punch Cherkov: I'll take that as a yes!

      Jane Bullard: Pitka's coming just stall! Ew!

    • Coach Punch Cherkov: What's the capital of Thailand?

      Guru Pitka: Bangkok.

      Coach Punch Cherkov: Exactly.

      [punches Pitka in his groin]

      Guru Pitka: Omar Sharif, my balls!