Marcy Conway

Stephen Katz: What seems to be the problem?

Beulah: [struggling with the washing machine] I'm having a difficult time removing my panties.

Stephen Katz: Well, luckily you're in the presence of an expert.

Stephen Katz: In your absence, my romantic life has taken a turn for the better. Remember the laundromat? Her name is Beulah.

Bill Bryson: Seriously?

Stephen Katz: Yeah, seriously. And she's got a beautiful body. Buried under two hundred pounds of fat. But then, you know I kinda like a little meat on the bone.

Bill Bryson: Sure, as long as you don't have to remove a wall to get her out of the house.