Lyza Ulrych

Alice: Dana.

[short pause]

Alice: You have a really nice ass.

[slowly moves her hand and touches Dana's ass]

Alice: [they start having rough sex with '80s pop music in background]

Alice: [talking about admitting that they are attracted to each other] Well, we just took the first step, we took the power out of it.

Dana: [they slow down their stretching and begin to stare at each other. Dana kinda snaps out of it] I think we need to take the second step.

[and jogs off]

Alice: [nodding] Yeah, okay.

Alice: [little bit later on] We need to counteract it. We just need to avoid all situations where we find each other most attractive.

Dana: Mm-hmm.

Alice: We need, like... rules of un-attraction.

Dana: Okay, like never be alone together, in places like the bathroom at The Planet.

Alice: Right! Never be alone together.

Dana: Especially never be alone together... in places where's there's like a bed or a couch.

Alice: Right, or - or - a table.

Alice: Or a floor...

[Dana smiles]

Alice: Or the backseat of a car.

Dana: [smiling] Ooh, that'd be good.

[catching herself]

Dana: That *wouldn't* be good!

Alice: Okay, you need to stop showing up at The Planet after you've worked out, when you're all sweaty and your veins are all popping all over the place.

Dana: You like that?

Dana: [Alice raises her eyebrows and looks at Dana like duh!] Tonya hates that. Alright, well then you can't wear those shirts any more.

Alice: What shirts?

Dana: You know, the ones where...

[grinning]

Dana: they cling to you in some places and fall off you in others?

Dana: [Alice has a huge grin on her face. Dana kind of rolls her eyes] Fuck you.

Alice: Okay, that's *totally* against the rules.