Lynn Laurence

Lynn Laurence

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    The Door in the Floor quotes

    • Ruth Cole: Your penis looks funny.

      Ted Cole: My penis *is* funny.

    • Ted Cole: And so the little boy was born, and he was happy. And his mommy was happy, too. Although she told the boy, at least once every day, "Don't ever, not ever, never, never, never, open the door in the floor." But of course, he was only a little boy. If you were that little boy, wouldn't you want to open that door in the floor?