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Luigi 2022-10-02 21:27:42
OSS117 Cairo Spies
One of the biggest problems with this movie is to be funny for the sake of being funny. The baggage inside is too obvious. It feels like this movie is a piece of sketches pieced together. Each piece looks very interesting. Putting it together, it feels like chewing wax. This seems to be a...
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Tre 2022-10-02 21:30:10
A little boring
A relatively simple funny hero film, to me, the French funny section is very fresh, nothing more. The overall style imitates the movies of the 1960s and 1970s, but there is no need for the plot to procrastinate like that. It starts to get more and more boring to see in the middle. If you have to...

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OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies quotes
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Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: You're not like those men.
Larmina El Akmar Betouche: I am! I fight to be respected.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: Too bad they're not like you. If their bodies were as shapely as yours, I'd switch teams...
Larmina El Akmar Betouche: Don't you ever talk about my body!
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Starts untying himself while talking to Larmina] ... If they had such round breasts, such captivating cleavage, nipples that perked up at the slightest emotion or breeze. Nipples that you want to nibble... so pink, so healthy, swelling with life...
Larmina El Akmar Betouche: You're a fool!
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Has untied himself] Yes, but I'm free!
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Moeller: [to Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath "OSS 117", alias Mr. Bramard] I would love to show you the Pyramids, Mr. Bramard.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: I would love you as a guide. The mystery of the pyramids is that of unattainable conscience.
Setine: Pharaohs were buried with their servants.
Moeller: When we die, we want everything to stop.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: It is the cycle of life itself. When someone or something dies, someone or something is born.
Setine: We try to forget we're animals, but nature keeps reminding us. Sometimes cruelly.
Moeller: Scientists experiment on fruit flies because their brains are very similar to ours.
Setine: Through a horse's eye we seem bigger than we are. That's why we're able to tame them.
Moeller: Our eyes teach us how to react to others. But we can be near-sighted.
Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: The blind man doesn't see. He feels. And paradoxically, he sees.
Moeller: When a cats tail is straight, it feels at ease.
Setine: An amputee's leg still itches.
Setine: When women change men, they change hairstyles.
Moeller: You must let a baby cry at night, or bedtime becomes too ritualized.
Raymond Pelletier: You... want a drink? We can go to the bar. A little nightcap?