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Baby Store Sales Clerk: [Looking at baby strollers] It's a bit overwhelming huh?
Stan: There are so many and they are so... big!
Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well they have to be big, 2 babies right?
Stan: Yeah but babies are small, these are for like giant mutant babies
Baby Store Sales Clerk: Well you should see some of the babies that come in here, total fatasses
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Playground Dad: It's awful, awful, awful. Then a small moment happens, that's so magical. That makes it all worthwhile.
Louis C. Oberlander
Extended Reading
