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Sam: You can't get better. Lainey, you're not an addict. Okay.
[starts sobbing]
Sam: You're just a whore. You're a whore.
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Paula: You can go get any woman you want.
Jake: Really? Well, I still chose you.
Paula: Why? Because I happened to be in your eye line?
Jake: Well that... possibly because you're uninterested; most likely because you're stunning and successful.
Paula: I'm divorced.
Jake: His loss.
Paula: I have a kid.
Jake: I love kids. Kids love me. I basically am a kid.
Paula: And I don't sleep with my employees.
Jake: *I quit.*
Leslye Headland
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Sleeping with Other People quotes
