Leon Finnan

Jane The Ripper: It's time to butter the toast, Michael. And if you're lucky, I'll let you lick the knife.

Mike Fallon: Meet Jane the Ripper. Now, her tale is as old as time. She was an American Army brat raised in Japan, hated her stepdad, loathed authority, and ran away from home at 16. She spent the next decade under the tutelage of a disgraced ronin. But that's a story for another time. Jane lures in her marks in the most old-fashioned of ways. She gets them all hot under the collar, and when they least expect it, she unleashes the fury like a woman scorned. She's an expert swordswoman and a right nasty bitch. The Honey Trap Killing Machine. There's a rumor going round she keeps her male victims' nether regions in a trophy case at home. If that's true... then that is a shitload of cocks in a cabinet. All the lads would love to shag her, but we're all too scared we'd never live to tell the tale.