Leon Farmer

Carter: [Freaking out after being attacked by zombie, his face covered in blood] Fuck!

Denise: Calm the fuck down!

Ben: Calm down? Are you crazy? We almost just got killed in there!

Denise: [Points to Ben's car] Is that your ride?

Ben: Can you please just tell us what the hell is going on?

Carter: Anyone? I really need to wash off my face right now!

Denise: [Looks back at Ben] Keys, now!

Ben: Not until you tell us what's happening.

Carter: A wet nap! Anyone got a wet nap?

[Pulls a bandana from pocket and uses that]

Denise: What the fuck do you think is happening? Everyone's eating each other.

Ben: Wait... Like a...

Denise: YES! Like that!

Ben: But that's not possible...

Carter: I think it's possible Ben. A dead stripper just tried to eat my face!

Ben: [seeing Scout Leader Rogers, now a zombie, on the road] That's Scout Leader Rogers!

Carter: He looks like shit!

Augie: I set him on fire.

[everyone looks at him]

Augie: He tried to eat me!