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Kendall 2022-03-18 09:01:04
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I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed things. Only in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by time. For example, when you love someone, changes are all around. Then I step backward and watching it silently , then I see the true feelings. I like and get used to...
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Greta 2022-04-22 07:01:10
A series of rants.
It's not so much a romantic comedy as it stabs the sore spot in love in a way that's full and dreamy. In fact, the male protagonist and the female protagonist meet and fall in love with each other based on the male protagonist's affection and unforgettable thoughts towards the former female...
Le Clanché du Rand
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Jay: When's the last time you were out there?
Sam Baldwin: Uh... uh, uh, Jimmy Carter, 1978.
Jay: Things are a little different now. First, you have to be friends. You have to like each other. Then you neck. This could go on for years. Then you have tests, and then you get to do it with a condom. The good news is, you split the check.
Sam Baldwin: I don't think I could let a woman pay for dinner.
Jay: Great! They'll throw a parade in your honor. You'll be Man of the Year in "Seattle Magazine".
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Jay: That's what I'm trying to tell you, what women are looking for: pecs and a cute butt.
Sam Baldwin: You mean like, "He has the cutest butt"?
Jay: Yeah.
Sam Baldwin: Where did I hear that recently?
Jay: Everywhere. You can't even turn on the news nowadays without hearing about how some babe thought some guy's butt was cute. Who the first woman to say this was, I don't know, but somehow it caught on.
Sam Baldwin: So how's my butt?
[Jay stops walking, examines Sam's backside]
Jay: Not bad.
Sam Baldwin: Really?
Jay: Yeah.
Sam Baldwin: Is it cute, though?
Jay: I don't know. Are we grading on a curve?
