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Dariana 2021-12-16 08:01:13
True love-like blood
Distance is the most insurmountable obstacle in the world. No matter how advanced the communication is, even if the sense of sight and hearing can reach the point of being immersive, it is far from satisfying in case of a lack of tactility.
So if you are a swimwear agent with a... -
Adalberto 2021-12-16 08:01:13
I choose C! This is true love~
After the little girlfriend in her early 20s was violently
dumped by the male protagonist Tom, she immediately exploded: "F**ku, is your brain filled with feces? I went to find your ex daylily? Then what? Face her Saggy breasts and loose vagina sex? Spend menopause together? By the...

Laurie Brown
Extended Reading
The Five-Year Engagement quotes
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Violet Barnes: What is your crossbow doing on the kitchen table?
Tom Solomon: A crossbow doesn't clean itself, you know.
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Alex Eilhauer: Seeing you chop onions is depressing. It's like watching Michael Jordan take a shit.