Laurent Bateau

Laurent Bateau

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  • Height: 5' 9¼" (1.76 m)
  • Extended Reading

    OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies quotes

    • Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Upon learning Larmina works for the resistance movement] Larmina? Exposed as the rat you are. How could you betray me? Why did I trust you? Women are never to be trusted! To think I almost let you make love to me! What a fine mess!

      Larmina El Akmar Betouche: Make love to you? You silenced a muezzin just so you could sleep! I'd rather screw a pig on a holy Friday! You judge my country and religion with condescension.

      Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: I can't believe it. Your cigarettes, your mambo, your tits mixed up with these fanatics!

    • Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: You're not like those men.

      Larmina El Akmar Betouche: I am! I fight to be respected.

      Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: Too bad they're not like you. If their bodies were as shapely as yours, I'd switch teams...

      Larmina El Akmar Betouche: Don't you ever talk about my body!

      Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Starts untying himself while talking to Larmina] ... If they had such round breasts, such captivating cleavage, nipples that perked up at the slightest emotion or breeze. Nipples that you want to nibble... so pink, so healthy, swelling with life...

      Larmina El Akmar Betouche: You're a fool!

      Hubert Bonisseur de La Bath, alias OSS 117: [Has untied himself] Yes, but I'm free!