Lauren Holly

Lauren Holly

  • Born: 1963-10-28
  • Height: 5' 8" (1.73 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Chumscrubber quotes

    • The Chumscrubber: [Beginning monologue] This was the best of all possible worlds. But even here, a little help was necessary - and that's where Troy came in. Troy supplied feel-good pills to all the kids at Hillside. And, in this way, happiness was spread all around. Life could not possibly be any more wonderful...

    • Crystal Falls: You all right? I mean, after what Billy did this morning?

      Dean Stiffle: It's fine. I don't care.

      Crystal Falls: I'm Crystal.

      Dean Stiffle: I know. Everyone knows who you are.

      Crystal Falls: You don't like to talk much, do you? I mean, or is it just that you don't like talking to me?

      Dean Stiffle: What do you want?

      Crystal Falls: I just want to say I'm sorry, that's all.

      Dean Stiffle: Oh, you were apart of that?

      Crystal Falls: No, but they're my friends. The guys who did it.

      Dean Stiffle: Oh. Nice friends you have.

      Crystal Falls: Well, better to have no friends at all?

      Dean Stiffle: Honestly? Yeah. Yeah it is. Yeah.

      Crystal Falls: You know that's why you get so much shit, right? The way you act like you're so much smarter than everyone else?

      Dean Stiffle: Well, I don't torment people I don't know...

      Crystal Falls: I thought you said you didn't care.

      Dean Stiffle: I'm talking about Troy. But since you can't apologize to him for this morning, I guess apologizing to me is enough to make yourself feel better, is that right?

      Crystal Falls: You know what? I was really wrong. You're definitely not smarter than the rest of us.

      Dean Stiffle: Oh? And why is that?

      Crystal Falls: ...Because Troy was my friend.