Lauren Carlos

Lauren Carlos

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  • Height: 5' 5" (1.65 m)
  • Extended Reading

    Safety Not Guaranteed quotes

    • Darius: What makes you think he won't slam the door in my face, too?

      Jeff: Because you gotta be sincere and charming. Okay? He's used to assholes like me coming and making fun.

      Arnau: Uh, also, probably none of the other people were beautiful girls.

      Jeff: [with a sideways look] Easy, Arnau.

      Arnau: What?

      Jeff: He's right. Use that too. There's something off about this guy, okay? So you gotta go slow, like you're trapping a skittish animal. Now, lure him. Play coy. Girls know how to do that shit.

      Darius: You're dangling my vagina out there like bait. What if this guy's a murderer? What if he cuts me up into little pieces and eats me?

      Jeff: Then the story's even better.

    • Darius: [referring to Kenneth] What makes you think there's something wrong with him?

      Jeff: Because he thinks he can go back in time.

      Darius: Was there something wrong with Einstein or David Bowie?