Landy Cannon

Alice: [talking about admitting that they are attracted to each other] Well, we just took the first step, we took the power out of it.

Dana: [they slow down their stretching and begin to stare at each other. Dana kinda snaps out of it] I think we need to take the second step.

[and jogs off]

Alice: [nodding] Yeah, okay.

Alice: [little bit later on] We need to counteract it. We just need to avoid all situations where we find each other most attractive.

Dana: Mm-hmm.

Alice: We need, like... rules of un-attraction.

Dana: Okay, like never be alone together, in places like the bathroom at The Planet.

Alice: Right! Never be alone together.

Dana: Especially never be alone together... in places where's there's like a bed or a couch.

Alice: Right, or - or - a table.

Alice: Or a floor...

[Dana smiles]

Alice: Or the backseat of a car.

Dana: [smiling] Ooh, that'd be good.

[catching herself]

Dana: That *wouldn't* be good!

Alice: Okay, you need to stop showing up at The Planet after you've worked out, when you're all sweaty and your veins are all popping all over the place.

Dana: You like that?

Dana: [Alice raises her eyebrows and looks at Dana like duh!] Tonya hates that. Alright, well then you can't wear those shirts any more.

Alice: What shirts?

Dana: You know, the ones where...

[grinning]

Dana: they cling to you in some places and fall off you in others?

Dana: [Alice has a huge grin on her face. Dana kind of rolls her eyes] Fuck you.

Alice: Okay, that's *totally* against the rules.

[Jenny and Annette are in the bathroom at Tim's house having a light conversation about Jenny's affair. Jenny is on the floor sipping a cup of water, while Annette gets ready in the mirror]

Annette: So Jen... were you always a lesbian?

Jenny: [Takes a sip of water] I never said I was a lesbian.

Annette: So it just came outta no where and bit you on the ass like that? Cause I mean... I love women... yeah I mean, for the companionship. I figure I could do without the company of men entirely except dude

[turns to Jenny]

Annette: I can't get down with the puss... I love a dick.

Jenny: I think I'm bisexual.

Annette: Oh brother...

Jenny: [interrupting] I do... I really do.

Annette: Jenny, is this just your way of telling me that you had a crush on me in college?

Jenny: Annette...

[gets serious]

Jenny: ... no.

Annette: [smiling] You're lying... You were madly in love with me.

[Turns back to the mirror]

Annette: Well I gotta get a look at this Marina, to see if she's worth it...

Jenny: [smiling] no...

Annette: yeah

Jenny: Oh no...

Annette: Yeah... no we gotta stalk her, no we gotta stalker her jenny just a little bit so I can see.

Jenny: no, no, no... no stalking

Annette: Why?

Jenny: Because... um... her girlfriend's back in town.

Annette: Her Girlfriend!

Jenny: I know...

Annette: Man, does this story get any better?