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Zohan: One woman, one zikpah, one life...
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Business Man #1: I spoke to the manager at Going Out of Business again yesterday. I stated our price and the urgency of the matter, and he offered me 2/3rds less and a Toshiba DVD player.
Business Man #2: Yeah, the people at Everything Must Go were just as difficult. They offered me a Blu-ray disc and a jar of hummus.
Business Man #3: What's hummus?
Business Man #2: It's a very tasty... diarrhea-like substance.
Lamar Brown
Extended Reading
You Don't Mess with the Zohan quotes
