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Felix Ungar: Maybe we can stop somewhere and get a pair of crutches.
Oscar Madison: Yeah I'll keep my eye open for crutch stores, I'm sure there's a lot of them on the freeway.
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Oscar Madison: Tell me when it hurts.
Felix Ungar: It hurts!
Oscar Madison: I got an idea, don't tell me when it hurts cause it's gonna hurt anyway. Okay here we go, one, two three.
Felix Ungar: [Slides into the car] Aaaaaahh! Ooh! Oh! Oh!
Oscar Madison: I liked 'it hurts' better.
L. Christian Mixon
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