Kris D. Lofton

Kris D. Lofton

  • Born: 1988-6-24
  • Height: 6' 2" (1.88 m)
  • Extended Reading

    The Promotion quotes

    • Jen Stauber: Goodbye banjo-fuckers!

    • [Richard explains to the board of directors the sign that cited the deli clerk as employee of the month for "cutting the cheese."]

      Richard: 'Cutting the cheese' simply means 'cutting the actual cheese'. It doesn't have a double-thing? So I just missed it. Because in Canada, it's 'cracking'.

      Mitch: The expression.

      Richard: It's 'cracking', in Canada, yeah. We crack the cheese.

      [Long pause between Richard and the board of directors]

      Richard: Cracking it? Cracking the cheese? So I simply, really believed that Rogelio had been given an inter-deli award... for cutting the actual cheese. I'm sorry.

      [Another long pause as a board member writes Richard's comments]

      Richard: I simply believed Rogelio had been given an inter-deli award...

      Mitch: I heard you the first time.