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Carter: You look like a goddamn horror movie extra!
Mitchell: Let's remember why I look like this. This, this was your idea. Oh, "what am I afraid of, what could it hurt." Well, there ya go. That is exactly why you can't have a Mohawk in the real world.
Carter: I gave you a haircut, not a lobotomy!
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Mitchell: Are you telling me that you're not at all suspicious that things have gone so smoothly?
Carter: Suspicious? No, I'm stunned, I'm impressed. But I'm not suspicious.
Mitchell: Well, maybe you should be. I mean, think about it, things could be just a little too good to be true, you know what I mean?
Carter: Believe me, if I was making this up, there would be a lot more lottery winning and super models.
Kevin Goetz
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