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Eloise McGarry: It's the same wedding; it's the same celebration no matter what table you're at.
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Walter Thimple: Hello. My name is Walter and I'm a successful businessman.
Donny Haczyk: Nice. What line of work are you in?
Walter Thimple: I could ask you the same question.
Donny Haczyk: Me? Oh, I'm in beer and wine distribution.
Walter Thimple: Same.
Donny Haczyk: Oh, you are?
Walter Thimple: Yeah.
Donny Haczyk: Ever heard of a guy named Donny Haczyk?
Walter Thimple: Yes. He's a knobhead.
Donny Haczyk: He's a what?
Walter Thimple: A knobhead. Like a dickhead.
Donny Haczyk: I'm Donny Haczyk.
Walter Thimple: [awkward silence] Good to see you again, Donny.
Kelsey Cortez
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