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Mona Champagne: [to Don] "Now grab a shovel! We need to fertilize the garden with your hooker. Who wasn't pregnant by the way!"
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Don Champagne: So, what do we do first?
Dusty: Ugh.
Don Champagne: Oh, God! She's alive! No! No! No! Why isn't she dead?
Mona Champagne: Oh, boy! Heh, heh, heh.
Don Champagne: What do we do?
Mona Champagne: Oh, maybe we should just let her go!
Don Champagne: Really?
Mona Champagne: No. No. Get a hammer.
Don Champagne: What? A hammer?
Mona Champagne: Yeah. Get a hammer so we can hit her in the head!
Don Champagne: No! No! Why aren't you dead?
Kelly Murtagh
Extended Reading
